This is the first installment of my bathroom reviews during my travels. So why not start it off with one of the most disgusting bathrooms that I’ve come across in Burlington, VT.

Mr. Mikes Pizza

Mr. Mikes is located on the corner of Main St. and South Winooski St., and I absolutely love their buffalo chicken pizza. I think that they have perfected the art. If anyone knows where I can get a better buffalo chicken pizza, let me know, and I will travel there (Side note: Grace Spain has informed me of a buffalo chicken pizza even better than Mr. Mikes. It’s called Mimmo’s and it’s in essex and they have the “best buffchick pizza she’s ever had.” I gotta make a side trip and make the call, myself. Good looks Grace. So pumped.) So, the buff chick is the good/greatest thing about Mr. Mikes. In general, they’ve got good ‘za and they’re open mad late for all you kids who tend to indulge in the later hours of the night.

As much as I love their buffalo chicken pizza, I had the unfortunate urge to use the restroom. Lawdy lawd the place was absolutely disgusting. Let’s follow up with some pictures and descriptions. Side note: This is the men’s bathroom, if anyone would like to evaluate the women’s bathroom please let me know at: chad@presmusic.com

If you click the pictures, they give a bigger and better image of what was photographed. Definitely check it out.

Mr. Mike’s Pizza gets 1/2 out off 5.

That was a disgusting bathroom. If you decide to poop, you must prepare with paper towels, make sure no one else is going to use it (possibly by having a friend watch the door), situate yourself above the toilet because there is no toilet set, and do your uncomfortable business. Bottom line is: step yo game up, Mr. Mike’s. People are noticing.

I have high hopes, though. If you applied the same hard work that you apply to the dedication of the creation of your buffalo chicken pizza to the dedication towards cleanliness bathroom, that bathroom would be the talk of the town. However who am I? Just a DJ from town with clean habits. More to come with music news, but I just figured that I’d inform the masses of Burlington of where you should, and where you shouldn’t do your business.

Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Pres.

P.S.: Keep in mind that Beat Therapy and 101 are happening tomorrow. You can catch my version of Beat Therapy from 2-4 on WRUV which is 90.1 FM if you’re in Burlington, but you can visit wruv.org and stream the show from 2-4. Call in to the station at 802-656-4399  If you miss it, you can always download the archives through the same site.